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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
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Posted - 2016.05.08 02:34:57 -
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I just came up with this and decided to burden you all with it.
Q:) What did the boy cetacean say to flirt with the girl cetacean?
A:) "What up, doll fins?"
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2956
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Posted - 2016.05.16 07:59:13 -
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What kind of bees drink milk?
Bay bees.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls.
Don't mind me, just keeping your sanity at bay.
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2962
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Posted - 2016.05.19 04:23:01 -
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I got some rich content to deliver:
Q:) Why did the farmer bury all his money?
A:) To make his soil rich.
Q:) Where does a penguin keep his money?
A:) In a snow bank.
An Amarrian priest, a Gallente minister, and a Verokhior shaman are attending a burial. The shaman throws a million ISK into the casket. "What did you do that for?" the minister asks. The shaman responds, "so the dearly departed soul will have money to spend in the after life." Not to be outdone, the priest throws a billion ISK into the casket. Both the priest and the shaman look at the minister expectantly. "Are you going to provide the dead any money?" they ask. "Alright," responds the minister, "I can give this person money." He gets out his checkbook, writes a check for eleven billion, one million ISK, throws the check into the casket, and takes out the 1 billion and one million ISK in change.
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc
Test Alliance Please Ignore
2962
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Posted - 2016.05.19 16:23:05 -
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Shallanna Yassavi wrote:And it turned out the casket was a capsuleer's casket. The new clone walked up to the casket in front of the three, picked up the check, and cashed it.
Then the minister declared bankruptcy and allowed his peoples' tax money to pay the bill.
FT Diomedes: "Reaver, sometimes I wonder what you are thinking when you sit down to post."
Frostys Virpio: "We have to give it to him that he does put more effort than the vast majority in his idea but damn does it sometime come out of nowhere."
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